John’s face. He is so very angry that Sherlock casually alluded to his large dick. He’s enraged that Sherlock had the nerve to admit he was aware of it, that he noticed….and John is just like OH FUCK NO. YOU DID NOT JUST FUCKING ALLUDE TO MY DICK. YOU HAVE NO RIGHT TO SPEAK OF MY INTIMATE PARTS. NO FUCKING RIGHT TO EVEN BE LOOKING. NOT WHEN I WAS RIGHT THERE. BY YOUR SIDE. FOR YEARS. NOT WHEN I WANTED YOU EVERYDAY FOR AS LONG AS I CAN REMEMBER. I COULD HAVE BEEN YOURS YOU GREAT BIG IDIOT. ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS SAY THE WORD. SO NO. YOU DON’T GET TO TALK ABOUT IT NOW.















